Unnecessary baggage

I’m a male science writer. I have neither a personal nor professional interested in this:

Hi [redacted]!

For the woman on the go it is essential to have the go-to bag for all her needs! Every woman will appreciate rockflowerpaper’s functional yet chic carryall tote bag. It is roomy to fit every day necessities and has extra storage pockets on the sides as well as an interior zippered compartment. Inspired by exotic locations all around the world, rockflowerpaper’s carryall totes come in a variety of beautiful designs and colors. There is a tote to fit with every woman’s personality! These will make great gifts for loved ones for the holidays or just as a gift to oneself 🙂 I have attached a press release for you below.

A press release did indeed follow, helpfully including this nugget:

For a gift she’ll love throughout the year, the Torana Chevron Navy Carryall is a must.